Curse Of The Y2K

Bought a brand new auto just the other day
But the motor don’t run, I say, “What the hey!”
Its computer chip mind is in disarray
Its a short circuit Y2K

Y2K Y2K Y2K
The turn of the century

So I walked to the bank to collect my pay
But the banker said, “Son, oh, not today!
You’re gonna have to come back another day!
Its the curse of the Y2K!”

So, I turned on my PC to catch the news
The keyboard wouldn’t work I got the software blues
So I went to the store to buy me a Mac
But the price nearly gave me a heart attack

Got a letter in the mail dated January 1
I think I’ve been drafted into World War 1
They say its Armageddon so I look to the sky
Then I bend right over and I kiss myself good-bye

Well, flying on a plane bound for Saint-Tropez
Just around midnight a brand new day
Oh, the plane is tipping over and its heading for the bay
I’m drowning in Y2K