Weasels In The White House
December 15, 2004

Weasels in the White House
Yeah, Weasels in the White House
Weasels in the White House
Yeah, Weasels in the White House

Some are black and some are white
Some are left and some are right
Some are short and some are tall
Some will rise and some will fall

Some are women some are men
Some will burn you with their pen
Kiss their butts they’ll kiss you back
As you leave town for Iraq

They breed them in the capitol
They breed them in the house
They breed just like a rat

Catch them with their pants down
Or catch them in a lie
Catch them on the run

Weasels in the White House
Oh, Weasels in the White House
Weasels in the White House
Oh, Weasels in the White House

Watch your wallet watch your back
They’ll steal your mind and that’s a fact
Monkey see monkey do
Their counting all their revenue

Vote them in and set things straight
But now you’ve only sealed your fate
Sign a bill and ratify
So long freedom say goodbye

They tell you what you want to hear
They tell you what you need
They tell you you’re all right

They get into your pocket
They tax your last thin dime
They leave you hanging dry

An oval office for a square
Important people everywhere
All of them are millionaires
Controlling all those on welfare

Some are gay and some are straight
Some don’t even have a mate
Some are Catholics some are Jews
Some are even Muslin too

They get all kind of perks
They make all kind of deals
They’ll take a kickback too

Some are naughty some are nice
You can buy one for a price

Weasels in the White House
Oh, Weasels in the White House
Oh, Weasels in the White House
Weasels in the White House

Yeah, Weasels in the White House
Oh, Weasels in the White House
Yes, Weasels in the White House
Weasels in the White House