I GOT BACK IN MY SPACESHIP AND I GOT RIGHT OUT OF THERE

Well I got into my spaceship and I came on down to earth
Interested in learning the beginning of its birth
There was crafty Satan hidin' in a tree
Looking for some human flesh and starin' right at me
Along came Eve the maiden a damsel oh so fair
Well I got back in my spaceship and I got right out of there

Well I parked my half ton spaceship on the side of a big hill
There was Mr. Noah with his family and a will
He was rounding up some cattle a big zebra and a deer
Looking to the sky above with wholesome godly fear
When a drop of rain had hit his head that frizzled up his hair
Well I got back in my spaceship and I got right out of there

So I took my great big vessel to the hills of Galilee
And there I saw a man who touched the blind so they could see
The clergy hated him and tried to fool him with their wit
But Jesus just laughed at them and called them hypocrites
And when they hung him from a tree he cried out his last prayer
Well I got back in my spaceship and I got right out of there

So I took that silver saucer to the land of German soil
There was Adolph Hitler he was ready to uncoil
The blitzkrieg raged in Europe Nazi's rounded up the Jews
It played across the radio and made the front page news
And when at last I saw two clouds like mushrooms I declare
Well I got back in my spaceship and I got right out of there

So I landed that ol' spaceship on the plaza down below
I heard the gunshots ringing a coming to and fro
A great big black limousine came speeding down the lane
And in the back seat Jackie was holding someone's brain
And when that mob down in the sewer stared out their frightening glare
Well I got back in my spaceship and I got right out of there

So I took my speeding capsule to a time just down the road
Where children sing and people play and life does not erode
But after 'bout a thousand years who came bursting on the scene
That long fanged wily serpent he was feeling low and mean
A warning came from far and wide there was trouble in the air
Well I got back in my spaceship and I got right out of there