Greed

“Hey, Honey?”
“Yes, Dear.”
“Can I buy that ring on QVC I saw?
It’s only 4 easy payments of $329.00!”
“Uh, I don’t think so.”
“Well, why not?”
“Well, let me tell you why!”

Greed, I think I want your time
Can I have your mind
And borrow your last dime

Greed, I think I need some of this
Oh! I think I need some of that
Can I have your brand new hat

Greed, it’s all you need (it’s alchemy)
Greed, the dirty seed
Greed, it’s out to get ya’ now

Greed, I think I want your house
Your children and your spouse
And your kitty with its mouse

Greed, I want your tennis shoes
And your cabinet full of booze
And that TV that you use


Greed, I think I want your vote
The keys to your big boat
And your leather overcoat

Greed, I want your mp3s
And I want them all for free
And that drummer on his knees


Greed, I think I want your pills
Your drugs and all your thrills
And something from your will

Greed, I think I want your luck
And a brand new pick up truck
And an arrow through a buck

Oh! I want everything!
Oh! give it to me please!