THE BLUE HU HU HU HU'S

I ain't got no money can't pay the rent
I got the truth no cigarettes
I looked in the mirror my hair's all gray
My best friend's informed me that he is gay

I got the blue hu hu hu's
The blue hu hu hu hu hu's
I got the blue hu hu hu's
All over me

Well my mom and dad ain't my mom and dad
My big sister lives with my uncle's dad
Bought a parrot from the store that cannot talk
In the middle of the night it's just squawk squawk squawk


Tried to get some insurance cause I'm way too fat
My broker said, "Son, you can't do that!"
Your sugar is low and your pressure is high!
"Got a great big belly that's a way too wide!"

The only positive thing is my HIV
I got it from my girlfriend named Bobby Lee
The nails on my feet are a crooked as sin
The rash up my legs man I just can't win